420.

Hey guys, 4/20 is right around the corner, and i'm pretty excited. What do you plan to do this friday? 

Dry towns are the worst.

My fucking town is so dry. I cant find bud, and when i do it's shitty and overpriced.

Kane = shithole.

Zig Zag Roller

I need to learn to roll by hand.

Well Shit.

So today i was waiting for my mom to get done with her gyno appointment (fucking gnarly, right?), which means I had to sit in the car for like an hour. I was sitting in the car when i realized i needed to shit. And I don't mean your average shit, I mean shit with the force of a thousand suns. I finally realized i couldn't hold it any longer and walked in to the gyno office with my poker face on. I tore the shitter up in there and walked out looking like I had a vagina. Well shit.

Yurpie.

Just watched Human Centipede 2. Complete fucking garbage. Whatever, enjoy this song.

Nostalgia.

What's that one song that goes bee boo bop beep bop boo bop bee boop?

Macadelic

If you haven't checked out Mac's new mixtape, heres the link. It's different from his older stuff and Blue Slide Park, but dope regardless. Macadelic

Delightful

Fuck bitches, get cancer

Bliss

Smoke a doobie, listen to this. Yes.

Any good movies on instant?

What's up guys, Dylbert here. MW3 is a steaming pile of shit, so i'm bored. Comment with some good movies.

alright, so none of the shit i have been posting is showing up, and i'm getting pissed.

Also April fools nigga.