So today i was waiting for my mom to get done with her gyno appointment (fucking gnarly, right?), which means I had to sit in the car for like an hour. I was sitting in the car when i realized i needed to shit. And I don't mean your average shit, I mean shit with the force of a thousand suns. I finally realized i couldn't hold it any longer and walked in to the gyno office with my poker face on. I tore the shitter up in there and walked out looking like I had a vagina. Well shit.